2007
Juno
Release Date: December 5, 2007 (limited) Studio: Fox Searchlight
Pictures Director: Jason Reitman Screenwriter: Diablo Cody Starring: Allison Janney, Ellen Page,
Jason Bateman, Jennifer Garner, JK Simmons, Michael Cera, Olivia Thirlby, Rainn Wilson Genre: Comedy, Drama MPAA
Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: "Juno" stars Ellen Page as the
title character, a whip-smart teen confronting an unplanned pregnancy by her classmate Bleeker (Cera). With the help of her
hot best friend Leah (Thirlby), Juno finds her unborn child a "perfect" set of parents: an affluent suburban couple, Mark
and Vanessa (Bateman and Garner), longing to adopt. Luckily, Juno has the total support of her parents (Simmons and Janney)
as she faces some tough decisions, flirts with adulthood and ultimately figures out where she belongs.
I Am Legend Release Date: December
14, 2007 Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures Director: Francis
Lawrence Screenwriter: Mark Protosevich, Akiva Goldsman Starring:
Will Smith, Alice Braga, Salli Richardson-Whitfield, Willow Smith, Charlie Tahan Genre:
Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: IAmLegend.com Plot Summary: Robert
Neville (Will Smith) is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable...
and manmade. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City... and maybe the world.
But he is not alone. He is surrounded by "the Infected"—victims of the plague who have mutated into carnivorous beings
who can only exist in the dark and who will devour or infect anyone or anything in their path. For three years, Neville has
spent his days scavenging for food and supplies and faithfully sending out radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors
who might be out there. All the while, the Infected lurk in the shadows, watching Neville's every move, waiting for him to
make a fatal mistake. Perhaps mankind's last, best hope, Neville is driven by only one remaining mission: to find a way to
reverse the effects of the virus using his own immune blood. But his blood is also what The Infected hunt, and Neville knows
he is outnumbered and quickly running out of time.
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Release Date: December 21, 2007 Studio: Columbia Pictures
(Sony) Director: Jake Kasdan Screenwriter: Jake Kasdan, Judd Apatow Starring: Jenna Fischer,
John C. Reilly, Kristen Wiig, Tim Meadows Genre: Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website:
Sony.com/WalkHard Plot Summary: In Columbia Pictures' new comedy "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story," co-written and produced by Judd
Apatow ("Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby"; "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy") and co-written, produced,
and directed by Jake Kasdan, John C. Reilly stars as the larger-than-life musician and songwriter Dewey Cox.
America
loves Cox! But behind the music is the up-and-down-and-up-again story of a musician whose songs would change a nation. On
his rock 'n roll spiral, Cox sleeps with 411 women, marries three times, has 22 kids and 14 stepkids, stars in his own 70s
TV show, collects friends ranging from Elvis to the Beatles to a chimp, and gets addicted to -- and then kicks -- every drug
known to man... but despite it all, Cox grows into a national icon and eventually earns the love of a good woman -- longtime
backup singer Darlene (Jenna Fischer).
2008
First
Sunday
Release Date: January 11, 2008 Studio: Screen
Gems (Sony) Director: David E. Talbert Screenwriter: David E. Talbert Starring:
Chi McBride, Ice Cube, Katt Williams, Loretta Devine, Malinda Williams, Regina Hall, Tracy Morgan Genre: Comedy,
Crime MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary:
A caper story about two petty criminals who rob their local church.
Cloverfield/1-18-08 Release Date: January 18, 2008 Studio: Paramount Pictures Director: Matt Reeves Screenwriter:
Drew Godard Starring: Michael Stahl-David, Odet Jasmin, Mike Vogel, Lizzy Kaplan Genre: Not Available MPAA Rating: Not
Available Official Website: 1-18-08.com | EthanHaaswasright.com | EthanHaaswaswrong.blogspot.com Plot Summary: J.J. Abrams ("Alias," "Lost," "Mission: Impossible III") produces this secret movie directed by
Matt Reeves ("Felicity").
Be Kind Rewind
Release Date: January 25, 2008
Studio: New Line Cinema Director: Michel
Gondry Screenwriter: Michel Gondry Starring: Arjay Smith, Chandler Parker, Danny Glover,
Jack Black, Marcus Carl Franklin, Melonie Diaz, Mia Farrow, Mos Def, P.J. Byrne, Paul Dinello Genre: Comedy MPAA
Rating: PG-13 (for some sexual references) Official Website: BeKindRewindmovie.com Production Stills: Not Available Plot Summary: A man (Black) whose brain becomes
magnetized unintentionally destroys every tape in his friend's video store. In order to satisfy the store's most loyal renter,
an aging woman with signs of dementia, the two men set out to remake the lost films.
Strange
Wilderness Release Date: January 25, 2008 Studio: Paramount Pictures Director: Fred Wolf Screenwriter:
Peter Gaulke, Fred Wolf Starring: Steve Zahn, Allen Covert, Jonah Hill, Justin Long, Jeff Garlin, Kevin Heffernan Genre:
Comedy MPAA Rating: R (for non-stop language, drug use, crude and sexual humor) Official Website: Not
Available Plot Summary: The story follows the hosts (Zahn and Covert) of fictional wildlife TV show "Strange Wilderness,"
which is headed toward extinction because of bad ratings; they hatch a scheme to find the one animal that can save the show
-- Bigfoot.
The
Better Man Release Date: February 8, 2008 Studio: Universal Pictures Director: Malcolm D. Lee Screenwriter:
Malcolm D. Lee Starring: Martin Lawrence, Margaret Avery, Joy Bryant, Michael Clarke Duncan, Mike Epps, Mo'Nique, Nicole Ari Parker, Cedric
the Entertainer, James Earl Jones Genre: Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not
Available Plot Summary: A successful comedian (Lawrence) leaves Los Angeles to reunite with his family in the Deep
South.
Vantage Point Release Date: February
15, 2008 Studio: Columbia Pictures Director: Pete Travis Screenwriter: Barry L. Levy Starring: Dennis Quaid, Matthew Fox, Forest Whitaker, Sigourney Weaver, William Hurt Genre:
Action, Thriller MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary:
In Columbia Pictures' "Vantage Point," Thomas Barnes (Dennis Quaid) and Kent Taylor (Matthew Fox), are two Secret Service
agents assigned to protect President Ashton (William Hurt) at a landmark summit on the global war on terror. When President
Ashton is shot moments after his arrival in Spain, chaos ensues and disparate lives
collide. In the crowd is Howard Lewis (Forest Whitaker) an American tourist video taping the historic event to show his kids
when he returns home. Also there is Rex (Sigourney Weaver) an American TV news producer who is reporting on the conference.
It's only as we follow each person's perspective of the same 15 minutes prior to and immediately after the shooting that the
terrifying truth behind the assassination attempt is revealed.
Babylon
A.D. Release Date: February
29, 2008 Studio: 20th Century Fox Director: Mathieu Kassovitz Screenwriter: Eric Besnard Starring: Vin Diesel, Gérard Depardieu,
Michelle Yeoh, Charlotte Rampling, Mark Strong, Radek Bruna, Melanie Thierry Genre: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Thriller MPAA
Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: A veteran-turned-mercenary (Vin
Diesel) agrees to escort a woman from Russia to Germany, not realizing that she's the host for an organism that a cult wants
to harvest into a genetically-modified Messiah. Based on the novel by Maurice G. Dantec.
Semi-Pro
Release Date: February 29, 2008 Studio: New
Line Cinema Director: Kent Alterman Screenwriter: Scot Armstrong Starring:
André Benjamin, DeRay Davis, Jackie Earle Haley, Jay Phillips, Josh Braaten, Maura Tierney, Rob Corddry, Will Arnett, Will
Ferrell, Woody Harrelson Genre: Comedy, Sports MPAA Rating: Not Available Official
Website: Not Available Plot Summary: Jackie Moon (Ferrell), the owner-coach-player of the American
Basketball Association's Flint Michigan Tropics, rallies his teammates to make their NBA dreams come true.
Spring Breakdown
Release Date: March 14, 2008 Studio: Warner
Bros. Pictures Director: Ryan Shiraki Screenwriter: Ryan Shiraki Starring:
Amber Tamblyn, Amy Poehler, Jane Lynch, Missi Pyle, Parker Posey, Rachel Dratch, Seth Meyers, Sophie Monk Genre:
Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot
Summary: "Spring Breakdown" follows the vacation adventure of Gayle (Amy Poehler), Becky (Parker Posey) and Judi
(Rachel Dratch), three thirty-something best friends who've always dreamed of being fabulous, but never grew out of being
geeks. So when Becky gets the opportunity to unofficially chaperone her boss' daughter, Ashley (Amber Tamblyn), to the college
spring break destination of South
Padre Island, the ladies decide to try and turn their tragically un-hip lives around and party with the beer and
bikini set. Through keg-stands, hook-ups and foam parties, Becky, Gail, Judi and Ashley are about to discover that it's better
to stand out, than to fit in.
Drillbit
Taylor
Release Date: March 21, 2008 Studio: Paramount
Pictures Director: Steve Brill Screenwriter: Chris Brown, Seth Rogen Starring:
Alex Frost, Casey Boersma, Dylan Boersma, Nate Hartley, Owen Wilson, Troy Gentile Genre: Comedy MPAA
Rating: Not Available Official Website: DrillbitTaylor.com Plot Summary: After being harrased by a school bully, two teenagers hire a former soldier of fortune
(Wilson) as a bodyguard, only to find out that he has his own agenda.
Run, Fat Boy, Run
Release Date: March 28, 2008 Studio: Picturehouse Director:
David Schwimmer Screenwriter: Michael Ian Black, Simon Pegg Starring: Simon Pegg, Hank Azaria, Ameet Chana,
Dylan Moran, Thandie Newton, Harish Patel Genre: Comedy, Romance MPAA Rating: PG-13 (for some rude and
sexual humor, nudity, language and smoking) Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: Five years ago
Dennis (Simon Pegg) was at the altar about to marry Libby (Thandie Newton), his pregnant fiancée. He got cold feet and ran
for the hills and he's been going in circles ever since. When Dennis discovers Libby's hooked up with high-flying-go-getter
Whit (Hank Azaria), he realizes it's now or never. He enters a marathon to show he's more than a quitter but then finds out
just how much sweat, strain and tears it takes to run for 26 miles. Nobody gives him a chance but Dennis knows this is his
only hope to more than a running joke.
Superhero Movie Release Date: March 28, 2008 Studio:
Dimension Films (The Weinstein Company) Director: David Zucker Screenwriter:
Craig Mazin Starring: Not Available Genre:
Action, Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available
Plot Summary: The comedy will poke fun at the multitude of superhero films.
Henry Poole Is Here
Release Date: April 4, 2008 Studio: MGM Director:
Mark Pellington Screenwriter: Albert Torres Starring: Adriana Barraza, George Lopez, Luke Wilson, Radha
Mitchell Genre: Comedy, Drama MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot
Summary: A man (Luke Wilson) who discovers that he only has six weeks to live, leaves his job, fiancee and overbearing
mother and tries to spend his remaining days in seclusion. But he goes through a miracle transformation, and his neighbors
disrupt his plan.
The Sophomore
Release Date: April 25, 2008 Studio: Yari Film Group Director:
Brett Simon Screenwriter: Kevin Jakubowski, Tim Calpin Starring: Bruce Willis, Josh Pais, Kathryn Morris,
Mischa Barton, Reece Thompson, Rumer Willis Genre: Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website:
Not Available Plot Summary: In this teenage take on "Chinatown," Barton plays the most popular girl in her Catholic
high school. She persuades a sophomore reporter to investigate the theft of SAT exams, but after he reveals that the school's
president and top jock are responsible, a more sinister conspiracy emerges. Rumer Willis plays the troublemaking sidekick
of Barton's character. Bruce Willis plays the school's twisted principal, a Desert Storm veteran who can't let go of his glory
days in Kuwait.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Release Date: May 30, 2008 Studio: Universal Pictures Director: Nick Stoller Screenwriter:
Jason Segel, Judd Apatow Starring: Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Russell Brand, Bill Hader Genre: Comedy, Romance MPAA
Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: From the producers of "The 40-Year-Old
Virgin" and "Knocked Up" comes a comic look at one guy's arduous quest to grow up and get over the heartbreak of being dumped
-- if he can only make himself start "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."
Struggling musician Peter Bretter (Jason Segel, "How
I Met Your Mother") has spent six years idolizing his girlfriend, television star Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell, "Veronica
Mars"). He's the guy left holding her purse in paparazzi photos and accidentally omitted from acceptance award speeches. But
his world is rocked when she dumps him and Peter finds himself alone. After an unsuccessful bout of womanizing and an on-the-job
nervous breakdown, he sees that not having Sarah may just ruin his life.
To clear his head, Peter takes an impulsive
trip to Oahu,
where he is confronted by his worst nightmare: his ex and her tragically hip new British-rocker boyfriend, Aldous (Russell
Brand), are sharing his hotel. But as he torments himself with the reality of Sarah's new life, he finds relief in a flirtation
with Rachel (Mila Kunis), a beautiful resort employee whose laid-back approach tempts him to rejoin the world. He also finds
relief in several hundred embarrassing, fruity cocktails.
For anyone who has ever had their heart ripped out and cut
into a billion pieces comes a hilarious, heartfelt look at relationships -- featuring Paul Rudd, Jonah Hill, Bill Hader and
Jack McBrayer. Part romantic comedy, part disaster film, "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" is the world's first romantic disaster
comedy.
Starship
Dave Release Date: May 30, 2008 Studio: 20th Century Fox Director: Brian Robbins Screenwriter: Bill Corbett, Rob Greenberg Starring:
Eddie Murphy, Gabrielle Union, Ed Helms, Elizabeth Banks Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi MPAA Rating: Not Available Official
Website: Not Available Plot Summary: A team of tiny aliens try to save their planet from destruction.
The
Happening Release
Date: June 13, 2008 Studio: 20th Century
Fox Director: M. Night Shyamalan Screenwriter:
M. Night Shyamalan Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo Genre: Thriller MPAA Rating:
Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: Mark Wahlberg stars in
the paranoia thriller about a family on the run from an apocalyptic threat to humanity.
The
Love Guru
Release Date: June 20, 2008 Studio: Paramount
Pictures Director: Marco Schnabel Screenwriter: Graham Gordy, Mike Myers Starring:
Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Mike Myers, Romany Malco, Verne Troyer Genre: Comedy MPAA
Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: In the
comedy, "The Love Guru" (Myers), Pitka is an American who was left at the gates of an ashram in India as a child and raised
by gurus. He moves back to the U.S. to seek fame and fortune in the world of self-help and
spirituality. His unorthodox methods are put to the test when he must settle a rift between Toronto Maple Leafs star hockey
player Darren Roanoke (Malco) and his estranged wife. After the split, Roanoke's
wife starts dating L.A. Kings star Jacques Grande (Timberlake) out of revenge, sending her husband into a major professional
skid -- to the horror of the teams' owner Jane Bullard (Alba) and Coach Cherkov (Troyer). Pitka must return the couple to
marital nirvana and get Roanoke back on his game so the team
can break the 40-year-old "Bullard Curse" and win the Stanley Cup.
John Hancock Release Date: July
2, 2008 Studio: Columbia Pictures Director: Peter Berg Screenwriter: Vince Gilligan, Vincent Ngo Starring: Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman Genre:
Action, Drama MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary:
"John Hancock" centers on a tortured superhero (Will Smith) who crash-lands in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, and tries to transform
himself by romancing an alluring housewife, causing chaos in the city.
Tropic
Thunder Release Date: July
11, 2008 Studio: DreamWorks Pictures (Paramount) Director: Ben Stiller Screenwriter: Ben Stiller, Etan Cohen, Justin Theroux Starring:
Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Owen Wilson, Nick Nolte, Brandon Jackson, Steve Coogan, Danny McBride, Bill Hader,
Jay Baruchel, Matt Levin, Andrea De Oliveira Genre: Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website:
Not Available Plot Summary: Ben Stiller says "Tropic Thunder" is a "a comedy about five actors who go on location
and find themselves relying on their boot camp experiences when they get stuck in a real war-like situation." Black will play
Jeff "Fats" Portnoy, an overweight gross-out comedian, who's forced to kick his drug addiction while filming on location in
the jungle. Downey Jr. will play Kirk Lazarus, the greatest actor of his generation and a four-time Oscar winner. Baruchel
will play Kevin Sandusky, an unknown actor on the set and Stiller plays Speedman.
Step Brothers
Release Date: July 25, 2008 Studio: Columbia Pictures (Sony) Director:
Adam McKay Screenwriter: Will Ferrell, Adam McKay Starring: Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Mary Steenburgen,
Richard Jenkins, Adam Scott, Katherine Hahn, Andrea Savage Genre: Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official
Website: Not Available Plot Summary: Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, who last teamed in the box-office smash
"Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby," now star in "Step Brothers," a comedy about two spoiled grown men, still living
with their folks, who become competitive stepbrothers when their parents fall in love and get married.
Valkyrie Release Date: August
8, 2008 Studio: United Artists Director: Bryan Singer Screenwriter: Nathan Alexander, Christopher McQuarrie Starring: Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh,
Bill Nighy, Patrick Wilson, Stephen Fry, Tom Wilkinson, Carice van Houten, Eddie Izzard Genre: Drama MPAA
Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: The thriller is based on actual
events, as German generals hatch a scheme to assassinate Adolph Hitler at the height of WWII.
G-Force
Release Date: May 1, 2009 Studio: Buena Vista Director:
Hoyt Yeatman Screenwriter: Not Available Starring: Nicolas Cage, Steve Buscemi, Tracy Morgan, Bill Nighy,
Will Arnett, Zach Galifianakis, Kelli Garner, Gabriel Casseus Genre: Adventure, Animation, Family MPAA Rating:
Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: In the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced live-action/CGI
family feature, "G-Force" follows a group of intelligent animal commandoes working for a government agency trying to prevent
an evil billionaire from taking over the world.
Avatar Release Date: May 22, 2009 Studio: 20th Century Fox Director: James Cameron Screenwriter: James Cameron Starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe
Saldana, Sigourney Weaver, Joel David Moore, CCH Pounder, Peter Mensah, Laz Alonso, Wes Studi Genre: Action, Adventure,
Sci-Fi MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: "Avatar" is
the story of a wounded ex-marine, thrust unwillingly into an effort to settle and exploit an exotic planet rich in bio-diversity,
who eventually crosses over to lead the indigenous race in a battle for survival.
TBA 2008
My All-American
Release Date: TBA 2008 Distributor: Paramount Pictures Production Company:
Important Pictures (Matt Stone and Trey Parker of 'South Park' fame; next up after this will likely be Giant Monsters Attack
Japan!) Cast: None announced yet. Cast Notes: (8/24/06) Here's what Matt Stone had to say about the potential
cast for this movie (and Giant Monsters Attack Japan!) in the initial press release this week, "Neither of these movies
feel like vehicles for big stars, but this will be our opportunity to find out if there are any actors left who want to work
with us." Director: Trey Parker ('Orgazmo', 'Cannibal: The Musical', Team America: World Police, South Park: Bigger,
Longer & Uncut) Screenwriter: Jeff Roda (feature film debut)
Premise: (8/24/06) The announcement of this project gave pretty much no clue as to its
premise, except that it's a comedy set in high school.
Untitled Jackie Chan/Jet Li Project
Release Date: TBA 2008 Title Note: (12/15/06) The tentative title for this project is 'The
Handsome Monkey King', although that could be a loose translation of a Chinese title, and as such (and also considering its
somewhat silliness), it should be considered highly prone to change. Many sites also list this movie as 'Untitled J&J
Project.' Distributor: Unknown Production Company: Relativity Media (also executive produced by stars
Jackie Chan and Jet Li) Cast: Jackie Chan (Tsa'Ho), Jet Li (The Monkey King); other cast not announced yet Director:
Rob Minkoff ('Stuart Little', 'Stuart Little 2', The Haunted Mansion) Screenwriter: John Fusco ('Hidalgo', 'Spirit:
Stallion of the Cimarron') Premise: (12/15/06) The plot hasn't been officially announced yet, but the top rumor
is that it's about a kid from New York City who travels in time to ancient China to save the Monkey King (Jet Li).
The H-Man Cometh
Release Date: TBA 2008
Director: David O. Russell
Writer: David Cohen, Tony Lord
Starring: Vince Vaughn
Plot Summary: A sarcastic radio call-in show
host (Vaughn) starts taking on the qualities of his neurotic patrons.
Inkheart
Release Date: TBA 2008 Studio:
New Line Cinema Director: Iain Softley Screenwriter: David Lindsay-Abaire Starring: Andy Serkis, Brendan Fraser, Helen Mirren, Jim Broadbent, Paul Bettany, Rafi Gavron, Sienna Guillory Genre:
Adventure, Family, Fantasy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not
Available Plot Summary: "Inkheart" revolves around a girl
whose father has the power to bring characters from books to life by reading aloud. When a villainous ruler and his band of
rogues from a children's fable kidnap the man, his daughter and her friends, both real and imaginary, must rescue him. Playwright
David Lindsay-Abaire penned the bigscreen adaptation of German author Cornelia Funke's fantasy novel, the first of a trilogy.
"Inkspell" was published last fall, and "Inkdawn" will be out next year.
The
Pineapple Express Release Date: TBA 2008 Studio: Columbia Pictures (Sony) Director: David Gordon Green Screenwriter:
Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg Starring: Seth Rogen, James Franco, James Remar Genre: Comedy MPAA Rating:
Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: Follows a pair of pot-smoking buddies who
get mixed up with a drug gang.
Big Brothers
Release Date: TBA 2008 Studio: Universal Pictures Director:
Luke Greenfield Screenwriter: W. Blake Herron, Timothy Dowling Starring: Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd,
Jane Lynch
Genre: Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website:
Not Available Plot Summary: Wild behavior forces a pair of beer reps (Paul Rudd & Seann William Scott) to
enroll in a Big Brother program.
Pretty Ugly
Release Date: TBA 2008 Distributor: Dreamworks Pictures Cast: Marlon Wayans; other
cast not announced yet. Director: Not announced yet Screenwriter: David Dorfman (Anger Management; cowriter
of The Guest); rewrite by Andrea King (feature debut) Premise: A good-looking, lifelong womanizer (Wayans) wakes
up one day to discover that he is ugly and overweight, the result of a curse put on him by one of the girls he dumped. The
only way to reverse the curse is to woo the girl who cursed him... in his new body.
Giant Monsters Attack
Japan!
Release Date: TBA 2009 Distributor: Paramount Pictures Production Company:
Important Pictures (Matt Stone and Trey Parker of 'South Park' fame; first up before this is My All-American) Cast: None announced
yet. Director: Trey Parker ('Orgazmo', 'Cannibal: The Musical', Team America: World Police, South Park: Bigger,
Longer & Uncut) Screenwriter: J.F. Lawton ('Under Siege', 'Pretty Woman', 'Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle
of Death') Premise: (8/24/06) Not much is known about this movie's premise yet, except that it will be a live-action
movie featuring giant monsters (AKA men in rubber suits) attacking Japan.
Ripley's Believe It or Not Release Date:
TBA 2009 Studio: Paramount Pictures Director:
Tim Burton Screenwriter: Steve Oedekerk, Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski Starring:
Jim Carrey, Gong Li Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama MPAA Rating:
Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot
Summary: "Believe It or Not!" picks up with Ripley at the time when he gained celebrity
status through a "Believe It or Not!" column that chronicled his search for the greatest oddities in the world. Along the
way, he starts to respect his unusual human discoveries as more than mere conquests to be documented.
Ranger Danger and the Danger Rangers
Release Date: TBA 2009 (estimated) Distributor:
Dimension Films Production Company: View Askew Productions Cast: None announced yet. Cast
Notes: (8/21/06) It's likely that the cast will include many of Kevin Smith's regulars, including himself and Jason
Mewes. Director: Kevin Smith (next up before this is a horror project) Screenwriter:
Kevin Smith Premise: (8/21/06) Not much is known yet about the details of this movie's plot yet, except
that it will be a science fiction adventure in the style of 'Flash Gordon', as hinted by the 'Ranger Danger' t-shirt that
Randal Graves is seen wearing in 'Clerks II', showing a hero in a jetpack (vaguely and stylistically reminiscent of 'The Rocketeer',
or the DC comics character, Adam Strange).
The Fighter
Release Date: TBA 2009 Studio: Paramount Pictures Director:
Darren Aronofsky Screenwriter: Scott Silver Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Brad Pitt Genre:
Drama, Sports MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot
Summary: "The Fighter" is a drama about boxer Irish Mickey Ward (Mark Wahlberg) and his unlikely path to become world
lightweight champion. Brad Pitt plays Dicky Eklund, Mickey's half-brother and a talented fighter who once went the distance
with Sugar Ray Leonard in a title fight but then turned to crime and landed in prison. Then he turned his life around and
helped his underperforming brother find the spark for a remarkable run that led to the world title.
G.I. Joe
Release Date: TBA 2009 Studio: Paramount Pictures Director:
Stephen Sommers Screenwriter: Stuart Beattie Starring: Not Available Genre:
Action, Adventure MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot
Summary: A live-action feature based on Hasbro's line of action figures. While some remember the character from its
gung-ho fighting man '60s incarnation, he's evolved. G.I. Joe is now a Brussels-based outfit that stands for Global Integrated
Joint Operating Entity, an international co-ed force of operatives who use hi-tech equipment to battle Cobra, an evil organization
headed by a double-crossing Scottish arms dealer. The property is closer in tone to "X-Men" and James Bond than a war film.
Nottingham
Release Date: TBA 2009 Studio: Universal Pictures Director:
Ridley Scott Screenwriter: Brian Helgeland Starring: Russell Crowe Genre: Action, Drama MPAA
Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: A love triangle forms between
the legendary do-gooder Robin Hood, his Maid Marion and the archer's arch nemesis, the Sheriff of Nottingham.
Crowe
stars as the Sheriff of Nottingham in a scenario that sees him more noble lawman than an evil king's right-hand man and facing
off with a more shadier Robin Hood in the Sherwood Forest.
TBA
Year One
Release Date: TBA Studio: Columbia
Pictures Director: Harold Ramis Screenwriter: Gene Stupnitsky, Harold Ramis, Lee Eisenberg Starring:
Jack Black, Michael Cera Genre: Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot
Summary: Jack Black will star in "Year One," a comedy produced by "Knocked Up" director Judd Apatow.
Zack & Miri Make a Porno
Release Date: TBA Studio: The Weinstein Company Director:
Kevin Smith Screenwriter: Kevin Smith Starring: Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Jason Mewes Genre:
Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: Seth Rogen
will top-line this comedy as Zack and Elizabeth Banks will play Miri. Zack and Miri are two lifelong platonic friends who
are deep in debt and enlist the help of their friends to make a porno movie for some quick cash. But as everybody starts "doing"
everybody, Zack and Miri realize that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought. Additional
cast will be announced soon.
Man-Witch Release Date: TBA Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures Director: Todd Phillips Screenwriter: Jay Reiss, Josh
Stolberg, Bob Florsheim Starring: Jack Black Genre: Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not
Available Plot Summary: Jack Black plays a schoolteacher who suddenly discovers he has witch-like abilities. Taken
in by a coven, he is persuaded to attend a school for witches, only to discover that his classmates are all girls.
Eagle Eye Release Date: TBA Studio: DreamWorks Pictures (Paramount) Director: D.J. Caruso Screenwriter:
Dan McDermott, Hillary Seitz Starring: Shia LaBeouf Genre: Thriller MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website:
Not Available Plot Summary: Shia LaBeouf reteams with "Disturbia" director D.J. Caruso playing young slacker
whose overachieving twin brother has died mysteriously. When the young man returns home, both he and a single mother find
they have been framed as terrorists. Forced to become members of a cell that has plans to carry out a political assassination,
they must work together to extricate themselves.
The Wrestler
Release Date: TBA Studio: Not Available Director:
Darren Aronofsky Screenwriter: Robert Siegel Starring: Nicolas Cage Genre: Drama MPAA
Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: Film centers on Randy "The Ram"
Robinson, a 1980s-era star pro wrestler who has become a burnt-out shell of his former self. After he has a heart attack during
a small-time match, a doctor tells him he could die if he fights again. In an effort to build a new life, Robinson takes a
job at a deli, moves in with an aging stripper and tries to build a relationship with her son. But the prospect of a rematch
with his old nemesis the Ayatollah proves too tempting to resist, even if it means risking his life.
Untitled Gerard Butler Action Thriller
Release Date: TBA Studio: Lionsgate Director: Mark
Neveldine, Brian Taylor Screenwriter: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor Starring: Gerard Butler, Kyra Sedgwick,
Michael C. Hall, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, John Leguizamo, Amber Valletta, Terry Crews, Logan Lerman, Johnny Whitworth, Zoe
Bell Genre: Action, Drama, Thriller MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot
Summary: The high-concept thriller takes place in the near future, when mind-control technology has taken society by storm.
In this dystopian world, the ultimate online simulation environment is humans remote-controlling other humans in mass-scale,
multiplayer online gaming.
Butler plays Kable, the No. 1-ranked warrior in the highest-rated game,
called "Slayers." With his every move tracked by millions, Kable's ultimate challenge is to regain his identity and bring
down the system that has imprisoned him.
The International
Release Date: TBA Studio: Columbia Pictures Director:
Tom Tykwer Screenwriter: Eric Singer Starring: Naomi Watts, Clive Owen Genre: Action, Thriller MPAA
Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: The plot centers on an obsessive
Interpol agent (Owen) who spearheads an investigation into one of the world's most high-profile and powerful banking institutions
in an attempt to expose them for worldwide arms brokering, corruption and murder. Watts will play a Manhattan
assistant district attorney who partners with the agent to take down the bank.
No Place Like Home
Release Date: TBA Studio: Columbia Pictures Director:
Gary Auerbach Screenwriter: Margarte Heidenry, Robert Ramsey Starring: Vince Vaughn Genre: Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website:
Not Available Plot Summary: An arrogant, wealthy man in New York finds his life falling apart
after he breaks up with his girlfriend and is forced to move back in with his parents, whom he seemingly detests.
The Lost Adventures of Stone Perlmutter
Jr.
Release Date: TBA Studio: Universal Pictures Director:
Not Available Screenwriter: Peter Huyck, Alex Gregory Starring: Jack Black Genre: Adventure,
Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: "The Lost Adventures
of Stone Perlmutter Jr." is described as a faux documentary made from recently "discovered" footage from 1979 chronicling
the disastrous journey of a self-styled Indiana Jones-type adventurer (Black) who traveled the world trying to find the Yeti,
El Dorado, the lost tomb of Jesus and other great mysteries.
State of Play
Release Date: TBA Studio: Universal Pictures Director:
Kevin Macdonald Screenwriter: Matthew Michael Carnahan Starring: Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, Jason Bateman Genre:
Crime, Drama, Thriller MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary:
Norton will play a congressman whose speedy political rise is threatened by an investigation into the death of his mistress.
Pitt plays a politician-turned-journalist whose relationship with the solon is compromised when he oversees his newspaper's
investigation into the murder and develops a relationship with the pol's estranged wife. Adaptation of the British miniseries.
Space Invader
Release Date: TBA Studio: Fox Atomic Director: Andrew
Currie Screenwriter: Mike Lisbe, Nate Reger Starring: Will Arnett Genre: Comedy MPAA Rating:
Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: "Space Invader" centers on Doug Huggins, the
son of a NASA legend, who is terrified of flying. When Huggins learns that his girlfriend, a rising aeronautic star, has been
chosen to fly to the International Space Station with Stamp, a spaceman who is God's gift to space travel, he must overcome
his fears and travel to space to win her back.
Game
Release Date: TBA Studio: Lionsgate Director: Mark
Neveldine, Brian Taylor Screenwriter: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor Starring: Gerard Butler, Kyra Sedgwick,
Michael C. Hall Genre: Action, Drama, Thriller MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not
Available Plot Summary: The high-concept thriller takes place in the near future, when mind-control technology has
taken society by storm. In this dystopian world, the ultimate online simulation environment is humans remote-controlling other
humans in mass-scale, multiplayer online gaming.
Butler plays Kable, the No. 1-ranked warrior in the highest-rated
game, called "Slayers." With his every move tracked by millions, Kable's ultimate challenge is to regain his identity and
bring down the system that has imprisoned him.
Yes Man
Release Date: TBA Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures Director:
Peyton Reed Screenwriter: David Iserson Starring: Jim Carrey, Bradley Cooper, Zooey Deschanel Genre:
Comedy MPAA Rating: Not Available Official Website: Not Available Plot Summary: A man (Carrey)
who finds himself very depressed, and is always saying no. When friends ask him out, he always says no, "Yes Man" will explore
what happens when he decides to say YES to everything that comes his way.
Wedding Daze
Release Date: TBA Studio: MGM Director: Michael
Ian Black Screenwriter: Michael Ian Black Starring: Jason Biggs, Isla Fisher, Joe Pantoliano, Mark Consuelos,
Chris Diamantopoulos Genre: Comedy MPAA Rating: R (for sexual content and some language) Official
Website: WeddingDazethemovie.com Plot Summary: Is it possible to look across a crowded room and find the person you're meant to spend the rest of
your life with? Anderson (Jason Biggs) has given up on love following the end of his relationship with the perfect girl. Dared
by his best friend (Michael Weston) to get back in the saddle during breakfast at a local diner, Anderson
proposes to the first girl he sees: Katie (Isla Fisher), their waitress, who is looking to escape from a passionless future
with her orthodontist boyfriend. Katie says yes, and Anderson's
life will never be the same.
From learning each other's names to getting to know one another, moving in together and
meeting the parents, Anderson and Katie throw aside the conventional rules of courtship in their accelerated pursuit of love
at first sight. But through it all, love will find a way. (formerly titled: "The Pleasure of Your Company")
Leatherheads Release Date: TBA Studio: Universal
Pictures Director: George Clooney Screenwriter:
George Clooney, Duncan Brantley, Rick Reilly Starring: George Clooney, Renée Zellweger, John Krasinski Genre: Comedy, Romance MPAA Rating: Not Available Official
Website: Not Available Plot Summary: Oscar® winners George Clooney and Renée Zellweger match wits in "Leatherheads,"
a rapid-fire romantic comedy set against the backdrop of America's pro-football league in 1925.
Clooney plays Dodge
Connolly, a swaggering, aging football hero who is determined to guide his team from bar brawls to packed stadiums. But after
the players lose their sponsor and the entire league faces certain collapse, Dodge convinces a college football star to join
his ragtag ranks. The captain hopes his latest move will help the struggling sport finally capture the country's attention.
Welcome to the team Carter Rutherford (John Krasinski), America's prodigal son. A golden-boy
war hero who single-handedly forced multiple German soldiers to surrender in WWI, Carter has dashing good looks and unparalleled
speed on the field. But if Dodge thinks this new champ is too good to be true, then Lexie Littleton (Zellweger) can prove
that's the case.
A cub journalist playing in the big leagues, Lexie is a spitfire newswoman who sniffs holes in Carter's
war story. While she digs, however, the two teammates become off-field rivals for her affections. As the love triangle grows,
Dodge fights to get the girl while he tries to keep his guys together. And if Connolly is certain of one thing...it's that
you always keep one final play from the defense.
In addition to his duties as director and star, George Clooney serves
as one of "Leatherheads'" writers.
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